This Turd of the Month is the quintessential Lumbersexual. Check out his Grizzly Adams beard. He has 23 flannel shirts –all from J Crew (not shown because they are all out at FlyCleaners, including his skinny jeans). Out of frame of this photo is a pint of craft IPA that has a drawing of a handlebar mustache on the glass. He acts like he doesn’t care about sports, but secretly has the CBS Sports and Yahoo! Fantasy Sports app on his iPhone 6 Plus. He also has the tendency to pretend like he is from the South or some backwoods part of Florida. Don’t let him fool you. Beards are trending in Brooklyn. Get one if you want to be Lumbersexual like this turd.

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