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Wild Yaks: Rejoice! God Loves Wild Yaks (Album Review)

June 20, 2015

The Wild Yaks are one of funnest live bands in Brooklyn. Whimsical lyrics sung in a coarse grunty voice that become gang chants amongst the band and audience. I was pretty excited to hear the new album Rejoi...

The Bounty (Restaurant Review)

FakeFoodBabyNY

June 20, 2015

Food

#The Lamb Ribs are soooooooooo gooooood! It is fatty, but fat tastes goooooooood. The Bounty - 131 Greenpoint Ave (b/t Franklin St & Manhattan Ave) Brooklyn, NY 11222 Greenpoint ...

Turd of the Month: June 2015

Will Williamsburg

June 14, 2015

Turd of the Month

This Turd of the Month is the quintessential Lumbersexual. Check out his Grizzly Adams beard. He has 23 flannel shirts --all from J Crew (not shown because they are all out at FlyCleaners, including his skinny ...

Tutu’s (Restaurant Review)

FakeFoodBabyNY

June 14, 2015

Food

#MorganTownDinner #Cool looking spot #I got there well within Happy Hour (4-8pm weekdays) #Started off with a Lagunitas IPA and well whiskey neat (half off) and ordered the Braised Lamb Shank Stew $22. #The lam...

LG G4 Phone (Drunk Unboxing Video)

Nerd

May 31, 2015

Tech

Here's this Brooklyn Turd unboxing LG's new flagship phone, the G4. Wait, why is he drunk? ...

Taqueria Izucar (Restaurant Review)

FakeFoodBabyNY

May 31, 2015

Food

#Some of the #best Mexican food I've eaten. #Luckily I was able to get home quick enough, because my #butt was burning ...but in a #good way. #Spicy red enchilada sauce. Taqueria Izucar - 1503 Myrtle Ave...

Turd of the Month: May 2015

Will Williamsburg

May 4, 2015

Turd of the Month

This month's Millennial hipster baby hails from Park Slope. Inside his diaper is true Brooklyn Turd. He has four tattoos. His crib is made from reclaimed wood from Shake Shack. His mother feeds him only organic...

Zum Stammtisch (Restaurant Review)

FakeFoodBabyNY

April 5, 2015

Food

#German Touristy Looking Restaurant, that's maybe not really touristy #deer heads on the wall #GermanFeast #Got the Jägerschnitzel that a lot of Yelpers were talking about #Giant cutlet #Really good, but I migh...

Turd of the Month: April 2015

Will Williamsburg

April 1, 2015

Turd of the Month

This April fool is living on the the Edge by taking the Williamsburg ferry to work. Thanks for gentrifying what was the coolest neighborhood in the world by bringing Dunkin' Donuts to the Bedford stop. RIP Plan...

Gold Poo

Jefftown

March 22, 2015

Lifestyle

So apparently, there are two artists in Bushwick that have either spray painted dog turds gold or glittered them gold. Rival street artists! I've passed by some of Gold Poo's work recently around the block from...