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REPORT: Amid the Mast Bros Controversy, The Keebler Elves Allegedly Do Not Bake Cookies in an Elf Tree

Will Williamsburg
December 22, 2015
Lifestyle
TLDR. The Keebler Elves allegedly use industrial factories to bake delicious Keebler cookies, not in an elf tree. They have come to respond completely refuting all of the allegations—"which are unfounded and fa...

Turd of the Month: June 2015

Will Williamsburg
June 14, 2015
Turd of the Month
This Turd of the Month is the quintessential Lumbersexual. Check out his Grizzly Adams beard. He has 23 flannel shirts --all from J Crew (not shown because they are all out at FlyCleaners, including his skinny ...

Turd of the Month: May 2015

Will Williamsburg
May 4, 2015
Turd of the Month
This month's Millennial hipster baby hails from Park Slope. Inside his diaper is true Brooklyn Turd. He has four tattoos. His crib is made from reclaimed wood from Shake Shack. His mother feeds him only organic...

Turd of the Month: April 2015

Will Williamsburg
April 1, 2015
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This April fool is living on the the Edge by taking the Williamsburg ferry to work. Thanks for gentrifying what was the coolest neighborhood in the world by bringing Dunkin' Donuts to the Bedford stop. RIP Plan...

Turd of the Month: March 2015

Will Williamsburg
March 1, 2015
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This months trustfunder thinks he's in Mumford and Suns. Catch his live set on the L train platform and Summerstage. ...

Turd of the Month: February 2015

Will Williamsburg
February 6, 2015
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Typical poser. Called where he lived is East Williamsburg, but it was really Bushwick. Now he says he lives Bushwick, but it's really Ridgewood ...Queens! ...

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