Turd of the Month: June 2015
This Turd of the Month is the quintessential Lumbersexual. Check out his Grizzly Adams beard. He has 23 flannel shirts --all from J Crew (not shown because they are all out at FlyCleaners, including his skinny ...
Turd of the Month: May 2015
This month's Millennial hipster baby hails from Park Slope. Inside his diaper is true Brooklyn Turd. He has four tattoos. His crib is made from reclaimed wood from Shake Shack. His mother feeds him only organic...
Turd of the Month: April 2015
This April fool is living on the the Edge by taking the Williamsburg ferry to work. Thanks for gentrifying what was the coolest neighborhood in the world by bringing Dunkin' Donuts to the Bedford stop. RIP Plan...
Turd of the Month: March 2015
This months trustfunder thinks he's in Mumford and Suns. Catch his live set on the L train platform and Summerstage.
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Turd of the Month: February 2015
Typical poser. Called where he lived is East Williamsburg, but it was really Bushwick. Now he says he lives Bushwick, but it's really Ridgewood ...Queens!
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